Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH
AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH
Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.
*looks at tumblr couple* which one of you is that feel and which is the no gf
English voice dubs!
DMMd is one of those fandoms where you can practically pair them all up together, in any order and it’d still look good-
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
I hate straight people
*face gets really red and swollen and puffy and pissed off looking*
/you are a butt face/
What the fuck
WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
WHEN YOUR CRUSH GIVES YOU A CUTE NICKNAME